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April 06, 2006
Curse you, mac and cheese
You sat there, so convenient in my freezer. Frozen bags of Kraft goodness, calling on me and my weakness to heat and serve. Oh, you seemed innocuous and took advantage of me in my weakened food selection state.
Sure, I had bragged I could have dairy, but I was only having small amounts. Then you came along, the whole bowl-full of goodness, and boom. Two hours later Eli is writhing in discomfort with a gassy belly and mucousy poo.
I thought you were my friend. You're lucky I didn't eat you for dinner.
Posted by janna at April 6, 2006 03:36 PM